I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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