Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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