Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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