Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
