you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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