My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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