Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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