The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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