you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
There are leaves in my underwear?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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