i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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