i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
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then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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