I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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