I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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