I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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