i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
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I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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