my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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