so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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