We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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