I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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