dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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