Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize
