Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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