glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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