if you like me you must not know who I am
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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