Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
