Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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