***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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