Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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