great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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