I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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