You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
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PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
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Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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