I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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