This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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