FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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