it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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