Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
she told me i tasted like america
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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