just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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