9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize