Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
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I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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