Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
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He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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