she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
After tacos, we're chasing women.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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