there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Come share oat with me in your robe
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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