just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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