question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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