My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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