Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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