i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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