so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
sex on a bike is impossible
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