Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Sorry about my life...
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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