The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
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Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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