some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Just high enough for therapy.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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