can we get nightvision for the apartment?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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