I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Randomize
