do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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